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this is 911 state your emergency
YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD
911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN
YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS
911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER
MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.
YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ
TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING
911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.
yes 911 hello all these people are crazy
this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.
MISHA SHIPS IT. THERE IS NO BIGGER DESTIEL FANGIRL THAN MISHA COLLINS. EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME.
You’re right, Moose. You can’t trust me. But, sadly, I can’t trust you, either.
#do you ever see sam and just all at once realize that yeah #he’s a cutie pie precious selfless compassionate babe #who deserves puppies and cuddles and people making him good food and playing with his hair #but he also like #kills things #things that are stronger and faster than he is #he’s also actually terrifying and lethal and wow #maybe i shouldn’t find that as hot as i do #but just (via)
What if the person you think is too cool to talk to thinks that you’re too cool to talk to