the world’s greatest selfie is now the world’s greatest gif
I tie you up and force your mouth open. I shove chocolate cake down your throat. More and more and more. It hurts because I am being so rough, and because you are resisting and unprepared. You are choking. You can’t breathe. You keep half-vomiting chocolate cake and being forced to swallow your own vomit because I keep stuffing more cake down your throat.
“What’s wrong?” I ask. ”You love chocolate cake. You consensually eat chocolate cake all the time, so why aren’t you enjoying this? Oh, I get it… you don’t enjoy this because society TELLS you not to,” I conclude as I shove my fist down your throat, scratching you raw with my fingernails for the thousandth time. This time when you force yourself to swallow you taste blood, but at least we are defying societal norms. Remember, being unwillingly force-fed is healthy in small doses.
the example is pretty amazing. i just hope one day I get the enough power to actually make those assholes try it themselves and then tells me if they enjoyed it or not.
best insult ever